What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 14:52
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Despite practicing at CB and WR, Bo Melton won’t compare himself to Travis Hunter - NBC Sports
No way
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Should a male with long hair comb his hair daily?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Amazon launches new R&D group focused on agentic AI and robotics - TechCrunch
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Catatonics & High Colonics
At 53, Jennie Garth Poses in Her First-Ever Underwear Campaign - instyle.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No go.
First Map Made of a Solid’s Secret Quantum Geometry - quantamagazine.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?